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This book is very entertaining, as it has clever and witty dialog and a few surprises. At times, I found myself laughing out-loud, especially in scenes between Alli and her best friend, Sara. They are like Lucy and Ethel, if Lucy and Ethel were on Cable with a X Rating. This book is steamy, with madcap,sexual adventures. There were times, I felt "Naughty" just for reading some of the scenes. It was great that the author had a few chapters from the male point of view. Plus, the author sure had very clever titles for the Chapters.
Alli, the newly divorce, professional woman and mother, crosses the Line of Decency more than once in this book. Honesty, I think the author crossed the line in some of the scenes that involved Alli's daughter. But with that being said, I still rate this book a 4.25.
I have to admit, between those long years between my divorce and my second marriage, I too, had a "Boy Toy"(no, I did not have to pay for him), but after reading about Alli's adventures, my interlude was meek in comparison.
Here's what I learned a few things from this story.
1. I will never get a Brazilian Wax. NEVER!
2. The next time our kids are at sleep-over, I am heading to my husband's closet for one of his Shirts!
3. Always wear your underwear to work.
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Confessions of an Alli Cat The Cougar Chronicles 1 edition by Courtney Cole Literature Fiction eBooks Reviews

This was a hilarious read – I loved that it focused on people in their 30’s and second chances at love.

Alli Lancaster is a genuine person who unfortunately had to deal with a lying cheating ex-husband. She is successful, sassy, and trying to live a life without regrets – she is willing to try new things, but is often forced into them by her best friend Sara. Sara tries to liberate Allie with “toys” and gigolo’s. Man, oh man – Shade (Alli’s gigolo) is hot, sexy, and a great lover. Then there is Colby, and Alexander Harris – they are just as sexy and caring. What is a girl to do????? Sophie (Alli’s 15 year old daughter) is the typical teenager, but the relationship between her and her mother had me laughing so hard I was crying. Put Sara in the mix and the laughing became harder. I think I used a whole box of tissues during the Brazilian waxing scene – which resulted in Alli calling her privates “Brazilian Baldy or BB”.

If you want a hot, romantic, and hilarious read I suggest you pick up this book. You will not be disappointed.
Hilarious! This whole book had me laughing from page one straight through to the very last page. Alli is just like most woman when life seems to take over. When we no longer recognize ourselves because the mundane tasks of being a mother, wife, and career woman take over every aspect of our lives. Alli is at this point; she no longer even recognizes herself anymore. At a moments notice her life is completely uprooted when she uncovers her husband infidelity has spanned the majority of their 15 years married. He suddenly becomes downgraded from husband to "Rick the Dick". This leaves her at a crossroads, and Alli must decide if she is going to take back her life or continue to let it rule her unhappy world. With the help of Sarah she grabs life by the "balls" it is a humorous and embarrassing journey, but I loved every minute of it. This story will make you laugh, snicker, and blush with every page. The overall journey to "crazy town" is a story that mothers/wives will enjoy if you have the ability to accept it as the FUN story that it is. This was an incredible start for a series, and I am on board to finished it out. If every other book is half as good as this debut novel it will be one hell of a series.

~BookWhisperer Reviewer JO~
Alli is trying to move beyond her divorce and her fifteen years with her ex husband who is known now in her social circle as "Rick the Dick". Alli's best friend, Sara, doesn't feel like she is moving fast enough so she steps into help. First, Sara convinces Alli she needs to try out a sex toy, and the somewhat reserved Alli is shocked and recalcitrant, but once she gives in there is no going back. Next, Sara proposes something even more daring.... a night in an exclusive club with an escort. Once Alli sees the online picture of Shadow, she is ready to lick the screen. Talk about a hot twenty something man! Alli wiggles on her spandex panties and high heels and sets out for a night she will never forget. Alli has a session of toe curling pleasure and she is hooked. Her once boring life is now full of passion and craziness. Sara keeps pushing the envelope and Alli is soon getting a bikini wax, indulging in fantasy sexual escapades, and getting into all kinds of ridiculous and hilarious situations. What she doesn't count on is losing her heart! Will Alli become a sex obsessed cougar or will she find love?
What I Liked
*It is nice every once in awhile to strap on my big girl panties and indulge in a fun adult book and this one certainly fit the bill. I have read three other books by Ms. Cole and this is definitely a new side to her writing. If you know Ms. Cole from her YA books only, you will be surprised to indulge in this wicked and saucy book. Be warned this book has plenty of hot, hot sex scenes and adult situations. This is far from Courtney's sweet YA series. It is a sinful escape and I think many women will be reading this and asking, "Where can I get a Shadow?". If you are looking for a hilarious book filled with steamy scenes, that will get you away from your daily grind this is a book you should check out!
*I am not always a fan of sex scenes. I think because often times when they are extremely intimate I feel like a peeping Tom spying on someone's most private moments of passion. This book has some detailed sex scenes that will make you blush, but I did not get that dirty feeling with this one. I think because the majority of the sex scenes involve Alli and her escort Shade. They engage in heated sexual encounters but there is no intimacy as they are not romantically involved. If you are not a fan of sexy books with lots of sexy time, don't read this one. You definitely would not want to leave this one sitting out on your bedside table if you are worried about prying eyes.
*I absolutely adored the best friend Sara. She is a red headed firecracker who is confident and secure in her middle aged lifestyle. She pushes Alli time and time again into daring situations and encourages her to leave her comfort zone. The scene where Sara insists Alli get a bikini wax is hilarious! Part of me would love a best friend like Sara and the other half worries about the mayhem. As Alli says, " With a best friend like Sara, who needs enemies?" Sara is dynamite. I hope that the next book in this series is from Sara's perspective.
*This book is full of funny situations that made me giggle. Alli manages to make a fool of herself time and time again. I laughed my butt off when she goes to work without panties after her miserable bikini waxing and also the scene where she spills bronzing powder all over her new boss's crotch and then runs to get the vacuum. If you enjoy novels with plenty of madcap, and sticky situations you will love this one.
*I loved watching Alli evolve. She goes from a woman in her mid thirties on the verge of a mid life crisis with low self esteem to a sexy, confident woman. It is nice to see her take charge and get her confidence back, and for her to stick it to "Rick the Dick."
*I enjoyed the funny chapter titles as well as the two brief chapters from Shade's and Alex's point of view.
And The Not So Much
*I felt like I was missing something on Alli's character since the book opens nine months after her divorce. There is very little information given on what type of person Alli was before the Sara imposed makeover. Was she shy and reserved? What was she like while she was married to Rick? Granted, I don't want all the dirt and negativity on the breakup of their marriage and I was glad that was glossed over, but still I would like a glimpse into Alli's life before the revolution.
*There are a couple of twists involving Alli's escort. He manages to pop up into her life in the most unexpected ways. I didn't expect the first, but the second was not a surprise. Though it was fun and clever the way Ms. Cole weaved together all the story lines, I have to admit it was a bit contrived, but who cares it was fun!
*Once again, keep in mind this is not a book for those who don't like sexy scenes. If you are a fan of Ms. Cole's other books, keep in mind this is nothing like her sweet book, Dante's Girl. This is definitely a big girl book!

Confessions of an Alli Cat is a smoking hot, hilarious escape novel that will provide you plenty of heat and laughs in one read. This is a fast paced book that you can pick up and read in a couple of hours, as it is hard to put down once you start. It is packed full of ridiculous situations that will have you giggling. If you are looking for a pick me up book with hilarity and sex grab this one. The bikini waxing scene is priceless!

Favorite Quotations
"End cohesive thought here as all blood is diverted away from the brain and into the male head that is not capable of significant thought."
"And she's nauseatingly thin. Except for her fake boobs, which Rick bought and paid for and can be used as flotation devices."
"Sometimes, when you're married, you forget to grow as an individual because you're so focused on being part of a unit."
"I read somewhere that every broken road in life leads to where you were meant to go in the first place."

I wanted to include more quotes, but the ones I loved where a little to risqué you will have to read this for yourself.

I purchased a copy of this book for review purposes. All opinions are my own and I was not compensated for this review.
Posted@Rainy Day Ramblings.
This book is very entertaining, as it has clever and witty dialog and a few surprises. At times, I found myself laughing out-loud, especially in scenes between Alli and her best friend, Sara. They are like Lucy and Ethel, if Lucy and Ethel were on Cable with a X Rating. This book is steamy, with madcap,sexual adventures. There were times, I felt "Naughty" just for reading some of the scenes. It was great that the author had a few chapters from the male point of view. Plus, the author sure had very clever titles for the Chapters.
Alli, the newly divorce, professional woman and mother, crosses the Line of Decency more than once in this book. Honesty, I think the author crossed the line in some of the scenes that involved Alli's daughter. But with that being said, I still rate this book a 4.25.
I have to admit, between those long years between my divorce and my second marriage, I too, had a "Boy Toy"(no, I did not have to pay for him), but after reading about Alli's adventures, my interlude was meek in comparison.
Here's what I learned a few things from this story.
1. I will never get a Brazilian Wax. NEVER!
2. The next time our kids are at sleep-over, I am heading to my husband's closet for one of his Shirts!
3. Always wear your underwear to work.
l.